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5 Men
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar.....
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5 Pound Chihuahua
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
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6 Shots
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
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A Professional Gambler
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."
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Any Three Words
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
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Anything For $100
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
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Bad Day
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, I'm so pissed off !
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Bad Luck Finding a Place
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.
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Bad Luck Finding A Place To Hide
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight."
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Balwinder in Puckup Bar
One Sardar went to US and stepped in for the first time in a pickup bar.
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