Genie With Hearing Problem One day, a guy walks into a bar and he pulls a little 8 inch guy and a little piano out of his pocket and the little guy starts to play. Everyone looked at him and was just so amazed by this. continue reading
High Hand Job A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar in Newark, thinking about his wretched life, when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. continue reading
How Come? A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. continue reading
How Many Bars A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. continue reading
I Bet to Bite My Eyes A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. continue reading
In a Gay Bar A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. continue reading
In a Strip bar Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt. continue reading
In the Alligators's Mouth A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. continue reading
In The Bar A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. continue reading
