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Is that Jesus?
An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender told him it was Jesus.
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Italian Baby, The
An Italian named Uncle Vito buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds."
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Jill's Leg
So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name.
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Lawyer or Ass?
A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is.
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Lone Ranger Beer
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stop at a bar for a beer and while they're drinking a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that parked outside?" The Lone Ranger raises his hand and says, "That's mine.
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Night Club
A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won't let him in the guy asks, "'Why not?"
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Notre Dame
A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.
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Number Twelve Goes To A Bar, The
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
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Out of Order
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing.
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Overpopulation of Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down.
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