A cop decided to wait outside of a local bar one
night. Drunk guys came out of this bar at night,
like rats from a sinking ship, to
drive home. It was closing time, and one guy
stumbled out and almost
fell on the curb. The drunk tried to unlock five
cars before he
finally found his. By this time everyone had left
the bar. When the
drunk pulled out, the cop pulled him over and said,
"Sir, get out of
he car. You're under arrest for DUI." The cop made
the drunk blow a
breathalyzer test, and the results were 0.0. The
cop asked, "How can
this be?"
The guy said, "Because I'm the designated decoy!"
