Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to
the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy
some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive
salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in
his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly
smaller than yours." "Will there be anything else?" the
salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that
you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and
panties."
