Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. " Bill, Bill wake up."
Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, " Bill, Bill wake up."
Bill finally wakes up and says, " What do you want?"
Hillary responds, " I have to go use the bathroom."
To which Bill says, " Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom."
Hillary says, " No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."