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‘Twas Two Weeks Past Elections
‘Twas two weeks past elections, when all through Palm Beach. Only lawyers were stirring, the blood sucking leech.
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Actors, The
Two actors that haven't seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.
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Arnold's Search Engine
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?
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Celebrity Answering Machine
I believe there is a strong link between an individual's answering machine message and his personality. To test this theory, I called the machines of several celebrities. Here is what I heard:
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Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
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He's Nobody's Fool
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
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Lewinski's Operation
Monica Lewinski decides to go to the doctor...
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Lewinski's Operation
After the holidays are over, Monica Lewinski decides to go to the doctor to have her love handles removed.
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Naming
He says to his pal, "Hey! That's Jurassic Park Director, Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to say hi".
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Pope and Queen Elizabeth, The
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below.
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