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Wizard of Oz,The

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Our three past and our current presidents found themselves following the famous Yellow Brick Road, on their way to meet The Wizard. They were all missing just a little something and figured The Wizard could help them.

They meet The Wizard and he asks each in turn what they need.

" Well", Jimmy Carter says, " I could use some courage."

" No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter gets his courage, no questions asked.

" What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard asks.

" If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies, and voila, Mr. Reagan has his brain.

George Bush is next. "People tell me I could use a heart," he pleads, and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish.

" Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?", asks The Wizard. Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate.

"Is Dorothy around?"



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