A sailor arrives at port after having been at sea for six long months. Being extremely horny, the first thing he does upon setting foot on terra firm is to head straight to the nearest brothel. He goes right up to the madam and says, 'How much?'
The madam replies that her girls charge two hundred dollars and that she has only one immediately available. The sailor feels that this seems a bit pricey, but in his desperate condition he has no choice. He agrees to the terms and is shown upstairs to a room to await the arrival of the woman.
When the hooker gets to the room, she opens the door only to find the sailor furiously jerking off. 'Wait a minute!' cries the hooker. 'What are you doing?'
The sailor looks up at her and answers, 'Hey, for two hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to let you have the easy one, do you?'
