Two old women are walking one day and it starts to rain. One of the women takes a condom out of her pocket.
The other woman says "what do you have that for?" And, the first woman says "well, when it rains I use condoms to cover my cigarettes so they don't get wet."
The other woman says, "oh, that is a good idea!" So she goes to the pharmacy. While there she asks a clerk "where are the condoms?" and the clerk says are you sure YOU want condoms." And she says yes.
So the clerk asks her "what size do you want?" And she replies "Um, big enough to fit over a camel."
