A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
'What can I do for you?' asked the tattoo artist. 'Well,' the man replied, 'I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my donger.'
'I've never that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?'
'Well, I really like watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I'll tell you, My wife can blow a hundred dollar's better than anyone I've known!'
