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German Shepherd On Golf Course

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A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic up to that point anyway. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem.

Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

(In some foreign countries they don't waste water on dogs that get caught in this manner while mating, they simply throw stones at them. Modify for your audience.)



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