This man wants to hire a hit man to take care of one of his enemies. He spreads the word that the tryouts would be the next day. The next day two guys and a woman show up.
He tells the first man "Here's a gun go into the room and shoot whoever is in there". So he goes in and it's his wife. He comes out and he says "I can’t do it. I just can't shoot my wife."
So he calls in the next guy and tells him "Here is a gun. Go shoot who ever is in that room. So he goes in there and it’s his wife and he just can't shoot her.
Finally he calls in the woman. She comes in and the guy says, “Here is a gun. Go shoot the person in that room". So she goes in and it’s her husband.
All of a sudden they here this Bang! Bang! Bang! Then they here this loud rustling. Eventually she comes out and says, "You didn’t tell me the gun was full of blanks. I had to beat him to death with a chair"!
