Absolutely Jokes: Great Collection of High Quality Jokes

  main : dirty jokes

absolutely jokes
 main
 adults
 animals
 bar
 campus
 celebrities
 emergencies
 entertainment
 ethnics
 events
 insult jokes
 kids and teenagers
 life jokes
 love and wedding
 profession
 religion
 restaurant
 silly
 sports
 technology
 clean jokes
 links
recommended sites
- Jokes 'N Jokes
 

In a Gay Bar

Send this Joke
Printer Version
A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your penis?" The man says "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies,"I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your penis?" The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret." The bartender replied "Secret??" The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."


related jokes

  • On The Grocery Store
  • New Position
  • Sucking Your Thumb
  • Making Love in Canoe
  • Ashes to Ashes
  • You've Got All The Equiptment
  • Body Talk
  • 15 Reasons Why Choccolate Is Better Than Sex
  • Somehow Pregnant
  •  

    Copyright ©2000-2006. Absolutely Jokes
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED