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Brain Insult
''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat.
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Brokenhearted Guy
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.
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Bulging Eyes
There once lived a man named Jack. Jack was very unfortunate in that that he eyes having always bulged out every since he hit puberty. It was a very big problem for Jack, because no girls were every attracted to him. The bulging eyes were a big turn-off.
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Busted
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.
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Busty Blonde
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
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By Eating a Lot of Rye Bread
Two men in their 80's are talking in the park. The first one looks at his watch and says, "I must go now, it's time to meet my wife for sex."
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Called Me a Slut
Judi went to Sherry's place to tell her about a horrible experience she had the previous night with this guy she took home.
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Camel Clock
There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square.
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Camel Died
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.
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Can I Smell
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?"
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