Chicken Farmer A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she need to files her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." he gets her name, address, social security number, etc and asks, "What is your occupation?" continue reading
Chicken Wire A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. continue reading
Christmas Party After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. continue reading
Chunks Is My Dog A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? continue reading
Cigarette Condoms Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. continue reading
Cinderella Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. continue reading
Clamdigger A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. continue reading
Clarence There were some backwoods ignorant hillbilles living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. continue reading
Clinton In Heaven Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, due to some administrative foul up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven and the Pope gets sent to Hell. continue reading
