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Crotchless Panties
One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited.
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Curious Little Johnny
Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
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Dart Team, The
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
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Date The Pretties-Girl
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
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Deaf People Sex Signalling
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
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Dear John
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
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Delivered Woman
A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out.
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Dental Liasons
A lady fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours.
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Desperate Woman
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
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Diaphragm
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
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