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Dog Called Sex, A
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
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Dog Cleaning Himself
Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine.
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Don't Laugh
A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."
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Donating
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
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Donation Center
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
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Donger Tattoo
A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
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Double Barrel
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts.
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Dr. Seuss Tech Support
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
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Draw The Line
A guy and girl meet at a bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They party all night and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue.
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Dream of Auctioning
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
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