Drink A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. continue reading
Drunk Has His Keys A drunk is staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand, and his member hanging out when he sees a cop. continue reading
Duck For Sale One day a boy gets a duck from his dad. His dad says son get as much money for this duck as possible and the boy says okay. The boy is walking down the street and this hooker says I will fuck you if you give me that duck so he says okay. continue reading
Dumb Horse A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians were all prepared to kill him when the chief announced that due to the celebration of the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he would die. continue reading
Dwarf With Lisp A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare. He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate. continue reading
Dwarf's Vacation In Las Vegas Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. continue reading
Dying of AIDS Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. continue reading
Eating Dogs Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." continue reading
