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Facts About Woman
Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
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Fancy Costume Party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party...
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Farmer Couple
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow".
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Farmer in Training
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking.
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Fascinate
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
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Father's Car, The
A teenage girl in Alabama approaches her father in hopes that she can use the car.
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Fatherly Advice On Fingers
Along time ago there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his dad. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy say's "papa, you do many many things with your hands, tell me about your fingers."
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Feeling Ill
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.
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Feels Great Looks Terrible
Mr Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr Smith, how are you?" Smith says, "I feel great."
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Fingering
A guy's fingering his girlfriend.
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