Fire The Garage A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. continue reading
First Date There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. continue reading
Fish Market One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. continue reading
Five Dollars A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. continue reading
Five Dollars A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. continue reading
Fluffy Toys A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. continue reading
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. continue reading
Forbidden Room Three men walk into a bar and sit down at the counter. The first thing that the bartender tells them is not to go into the back room, it is forbidden! continue reading
