Fortune Machine This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. continue reading
Four Syllables The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. continue reading
Frog, The A woman walked into a pet store one day to get some supplies. She went up to the cash register to pay for them and she saw a sign next to a small fish tank that said, "Pussy eating frogs-$2.00" continue reading
Frog, The This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. continue reading
Frozen Parrot A woman brings a Parrot home from the pet store and names it Fred. One afternoon the bird begins to talk and says, "Fuck You, Fuck You." continue reading
Fuck Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. continue reading
Fuck The Rat? Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. continue reading
Fujifoo An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. continue reading
