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Guy Contest
There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose.
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Guy Fucking A Pigeon
A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!"
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Guy Photo, A
Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar.
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Gynecologist Appointment
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
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Gynecologist's Examination
A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist.
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Haircut
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises.
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Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
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Hand Job
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
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Hand Saw
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
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Hanging Out
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
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