Guy Contest There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. continue reading
Guy Fucking A Pigeon A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!" continue reading
Guy Photo, A Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. continue reading
Gynecologist Appointment One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. continue reading
Haircut A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises. continue reading
Halloween Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. continue reading
Hand Job Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. continue reading
Hand Saw Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. continue reading
Hanging Out A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. continue reading