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Hit Woman
This man wants to hire a hit man to take care of one of his enemies. He spreads the word that the tryouts would be the next day. The next day two guys and a woman show up.
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Hitman
Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other, look at the guy and say, 'Sure.'
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Hole
An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.
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Honeymoon Begins, The
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.
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Honeymoon Spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy.
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Honeymoon Suite
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.
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Hooker and Bungee Jump
Q : What do a hooker and a bungee jump have in common?
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Hooker For Her Husband
This man gets laid off from his job, so he tells his wife that in order to pay the bills, she has to work the streets, she reluctantly agrees. He told her he will be in the car across from the corner she is standing.
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Hooker Style
Three men go into a whore house. The first one goes up to a hooker and says "What can I get for $100?" The hooker motions for him to follow her into a room.
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Hospital Visit
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
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