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Hour in Australia, An
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep.
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How Can You Tell
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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How Come?
A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
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How Do You Do It?
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.
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How to Pay Taxi
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block.
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How to Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
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How to Stop Smoking
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
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How to take The Money
This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor.
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Hunting Bears
Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it.
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Husband's Performance
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover.
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