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I Am a Bug Man
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.
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I Dreamed I Was Skiing
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
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I Like The Way You're Thinking
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
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I Told You He Was Stupid
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife.
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I Wanna Watch
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
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I Wanna Watch
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room.
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I Want a Bike
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared.
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I Was Sick
A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
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I'm a Gay
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, " Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
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I'm Coming!!!
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
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