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I'm Still A Virgin
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
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I've Got A Problem
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."
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If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
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Immigration Office
The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised.
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In a Gay Bar
A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar.
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In a Strip bar
Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt.
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In An Airplane
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
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In Doctor's Office
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
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In the Alligators's Mouth
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
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In The Doctor's Office
There were women waiting in a doctor's office.
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