Me Winding Clock There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his chop sticking out of his pants! continue reading
Middle Aged Couple A middle aged woman went to the gynecologist and was told she was in perfect health and had the vagina of a 20 year old. continue reading
Midget A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. continue reading
Miracle Bra A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror for her birthday. continue reading
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. continue reading
Mirror of Truth There is a mirror in a women's restroom in a restauraunt. If you say something truthful while looking into the mirror, you will receive 1 wish. If you say some that's not truthful the mirror will suck you in. continue reading
Mole's Ass There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. continue reading
