Mommy's Balloons Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" continue reading
Moses and Christ Moses and Christ come back to Earth and are standing by a beach at a nudist colony.Christ says to Moses "This is sinful, we must do something about this." continue reading
Motorcycle With Bad Seals Joe is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won't start continue reading
My Birthday It's this man's 33rd birthday. He gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today." continue reading
My Sons Are Gay A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "what's wrong," and the guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay. The bartender says, "he's sorry about it." continue reading
Name Tag Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? continue reading
