Animal Husbandry A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. continue reading
Annual Physical Exam A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. continue reading
Appointment This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" continue reading
Ashes to Ashes Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes continue reading
Ask for Permission One day this girl goes to her father, "Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it." continue reading
At a Nursing House An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. continue reading
