On The Third Day A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. continue reading
Only Human Milk Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. continue reading
Only I Can Have This An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". continue reading
Orange A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. continue reading
Oversized Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. continue reading
Pack Of Cigarettes A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarrettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it. continue reading
Pay Me Or.... Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. continue reading
Pee Into a Glass A man walks up to the bartender in a bar, and says "I bet you $50 that if you slide a glass across the bar counter, as fast as you can. I can pee into that glass without missing a drop." continue reading
