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Playing Doctor
After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbors boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
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Playing Doctor
Young Johnny and Susie were playing doctor, on the back porch when Susie's mom popped in on them.
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Playing The Harmonica
A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
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Poof Poof
There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
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Poor Lady
This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a pool.
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Poor Rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
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Pope And Dopey
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, " Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
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Pounds of Dynamite
A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress.
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Pregnant
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
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Pregnant Pigs
One day a farmer goes into town to see a vet to see if how to tell that his pigs are pregnant.
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