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Proctological Exam
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
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Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
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Psychiatrist and a Hooker
What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?
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Psychology Theraphy
John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy.
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Pumpkin Patch
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday.
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Puppies
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
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Pure Wife
There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman.
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Pussy and Bitch
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"
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Pussy, A
A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
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Questions and Answers
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
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