At The Vets Waiting Room Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. continue reading
ATR Button Once, a man at an amusement park had to use the bathroom so bad that he couldn't wait for the long line to the men's room. He asked if he could use the girl's bathroom quickly since it wasn't occupied. continue reading
Auction Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." continue reading
Baby's Name A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. continue reading
Back To Work On Monday After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. continue reading
Bad Mistake, A A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. continue reading
Bags Under The Eyes There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. continue reading
