Siamese Twin A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. continue reading
Sick Hooker This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" as he looked him up and down seductively. continue reading
Sign Language Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. continue reading
Ski Pee One of the women in the ski group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. continue reading
Slipped A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move. continue reading
Smart Little Boy The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next question. "There are 3 ducks sitting on a fence", she said, "and the farmer comes out and shoots one of them. How many are still on the fence? continue reading
