Sperm Bank A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. continue reading
Sperm Count An 83 year old man went to the doctor for a physical. The doctor pronounced him in fine shape but the old man asked to have a sperm count done. continue reading
Sperm Count There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. continue reading
Stand in Line A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers. continue reading
Stowe Away, The A depressed young woman was so desperate, that she decided to take her own life by throwing herself into the ocean. continue reading
Strong Old Man A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. continue reading
