Surprise For Dave Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. continue reading
Surprise! A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. continue reading
Swear Words Two young brothers are getting ready for bed. The eleven year old announces to his younger brother that he's going to use a swear word the next day. continue reading
Sweet Semen In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in a man's semen as there is in sugar? continue reading
Take The Bait It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. continue reading
Take Your Thumb Off A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. continue reading
Taking Golf Lesson A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. continue reading
Tattoos A guy and a girl are in the guys room undressing each other. The girl takes off the guys shirt and sees a Nike tatoo on his shoulder. continue reading
Teaching A Proper Grammar One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word beautiful in the same sentence twice. continue reading
