Tell Me The Time A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" continue reading
Tennis A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. continue reading
Terrible Date A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. continue reading
Theory VS Reality One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality". His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbor for a half million dollars." continue reading
This Is A Clock Shop A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. continue reading
Three Buddies A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". continue reading
Three Chinese Tortures Once there was a guy wandering through the desert. he was starved and very thirsty so he was very excited when he saw this huge house out of nowhere. continue reading
