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Bed Wetting Problem
This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
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Bedroom Football
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
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Best Medicine for Coma, The
A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed.
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Bet You Five Dollars
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
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Better Health Plan
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
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Betting For Beer
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
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Big Problem
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor.
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Bigger, The
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
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Biggest Problem
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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Bill Clinton
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
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