Billy Bob, Go To Town One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" continue reading
Billy-Bob One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. continue reading
Birdy There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" continue reading
Birth Control In the days before birth control pills, a young bride-to-be asked her gynecologist to recommend some sort of contraceptive. continue reading
Birthday It's this man's 33rd birthday. He gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today." continue reading
Birthday Present Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. continue reading
Birthday Surprise Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. continue reading
Black Guy With Those Two Assholes A construction foreman asks if anyone can help identify a black man who has fallen 12 floors and is so smashed up he cannot be easily recognized. continue reading
