The American President meets the new Japanese Ambassador at the White House, as they're shaking hands the Ambassador is so excited about meeting the President he gets a huge hard-on.
The President is amazed at the size of it and asks if he was born that way. The Ambassador says no, and that he developed it by an old Japanese secret.
But since he is the President of the US he would share it with him. But, he must keep it a secret , and the President agrees. The Ambassador says when you have sex with a woman you should enter her slowly and pull out very fast, and after a while it stretches like a rubber band and becomes longer.
That night the President decides to try it out on his wife. He gets on top of her and is putting it in slow and pulling out fast, slow then fast, and after about a dozen times his wife says "You know I never realized it, but you F**k like a Japanese Guy!"
