One day, Mahathir and his chauffer were riding around in Negeri Sembilan when suddenly, out of nowhere, a big pig ran out of a bush. They could not stop the limousine in time and the pig was splattered on the road. Mahathir, afraid of being accused for anything, immediately gave the chauffer R1000 and told him to go into the owners' hut, apologize for the loss and give him some compensation.
Mahathir waited in the limousine for a long time, but his chauffer did not come back. Finally, after a two hour wait, the chauffer came back, his tie and collar loose, pants unbuttoned, bleary eyed with beer and lipstick stains all over his shirt and clutching an empty bottle of champagne in one hand and what seems like a R5000 note in the other.
Mahathir asked, 'How in the world did you end up like this.'
'Well,' the chauffer said, 'The farmer was so happy, he shook hands with me, took out R5000 from his own wallet, had his sons pour out a bottle of champagne for me and had his daughters make hot sex with me in the master bedroom.
'That's strange' Mahathir said, 'Why would they reward you? Tell me exactly what happened.' 'Hmm ... I went in, I met the farmer, I held out the R1000 note and said, 'Hi, I'm Mahathir's chauffer and I've just killed the pig' ...
