A man with a 12 foot long dick goes to visit the doctor. He says,
"Doctor, I'm taking a girl out tonight. It's my first ever date and
I'm not sure what to do with my dick. Some people find it rather
terrifying."
The doctor looks at the man pensively and finally advises him to paint
it red, white and blue and hang it around his neck like a scarf. The
man thanks the doctor for his advice and leaves to prepare for his hot
date at the cinema.
Everything goes according to plan at the cinema and the couple begin
to get amorous. Suddenly half way through the film the lights in the
auditorium are switched on and a loud voice booms from the PA system:
"Will the man with the red, white and blue scarf sitting on the back
row please stop flicking ice cream over the other patrons."
