A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror for her birthday. This does little to help, as now she
just stands in front of the mirror looking at herself and asking him
how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you
want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he
replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your arse didn't it?"
