A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them
all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great
escapades. "And on the third day..." he began. "No! no! start with the
first day," Everyone yells out in chorus. "And on the third day, " the
private continues " she asked me to stop so she could go to the
bathroom..."
