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Pack Of Cigarettes

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A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarrettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it.

The cashier says, "Excuse me sir, but you can't smoke in here."

The guy says, "Don't you think it's kinda dumb that i buy them here but can't smoke them here?"

And the cashier replies, "Not at all...we also sell condoms here."



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