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Pee Into a Glass

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A man walks up to the bartender in a bar, and says "I bet you $50 that if you slide a glass across the bar counter, as fast as you can. I can pee into that glass without missing a drop."

The bartender agrees, and dose it. The man pees ALL over the bar, and the bartender says "I'm sorry, but you owe me $50." The guy says "That's OK I just bet the guy over there $100 that I could pee all over your bar, and not get in trouble."



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