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A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Thru a bell boy, he found the best in town.

When the lady came, he asked: “How much is your service?” The lady said: “$100 for a hand job.” “What? Why so expensive?” the guy asked in amazement.

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him: “Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!” The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, “what else can you do?”

The lady said: “For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.”
”What? That's way too expensive for a blow job!” he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and said: “Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth!”

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbelievable! So he decided he wanted to try the “real” thing. So he asked: ”How much for real intercourse?”

The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said: “Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!”



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