A man buys some new underwear from a department store. He takes them
home and
tries them on, but to his dismay they don't fit properly, so off he
goes back
to the store.
When it's his turn at the customer service window, the lady asks him
why he's
returning the underwear. The man replies by asking the saleslady, "Have
you ever
heard of the ballroom in the Washington Monument?"
The puzzled saleslady scratches her head and says, "What ballroom?"
The man snaps, "Exactly!"
