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Soap Dispenser

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A man and a woman made passionate love in the back seat of his car, in the process they managed to throw all of the clothes out the window and down a steep cliff.

After the sex the woman asked for a pack of cigarettes, the guy said but I’m naked and all of my clothes are at the bottom of the cliff.

She convinced the man to get the cigarettes, and to act like a statue when some comes near him.
So the man got two packs of cigarettes when a car of three nuns pulled up.

He freeze like a statue like the woman said. The first nun came up to the man and pulled on his penis until he dropped a pack of cigarettes then said oh! a cigarette dispenser.

Then the second nun comes up to the man and pulled on his penis which made him drop the second pack of cigarettes the nun said oh! a cigarette dispenser.

The last nun came up to the man and pulled on his penis, and pulled, and pulled then she said oh! a soap dispenser.



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